Quote下面是引用麻雀变小鸡于2005-06-14 10:28 PM发表的 :
说到美国战队,里面那段木偶做爱的情节可谓包罗古今嘿咻嘿咻之成...
出自于超天真儿童动画片《南方公园》的2位主创之手~
这是一部继《音乐之声》中“孤独的牧羊人”这个木偶剧之后,史上最伟大的木偶剧!
处处都是经典阿~
美国战队和拉登奥马尔蹀血法国街头横断法国艾佛尔铁塔力催凯旋门爆破卢浮宫
男主角在百老汇一曲肝肠断《人人都有艾滋病》催人泪下
神秘情报官员超长林肯夜邀主角上车就要suck di*k
阿拉伯酒吧里居然听的是爵士乐长袍美女跳艳舞
夕阳西下豪华宾馆内的木偶版亚热xx动作大赏
不屈的朝鲜国家主席丢美国外交官进鲨鱼池
战队解散之后主角在雄壮的背景音乐中给后台老板suck di*k以表忠诚和实力
复活的战队冲入朝鲜会馆力杀好莱坞左翼联盟人士
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中情局官员到戏院里面选特工
演员说:我只是个演员
官员说:演员和特工都一样,都是在做戏
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主角一人之上众人之下在各国元首面前登台
讲述了一段经典的di*k,p*ssy和ass_ho*e的三角恩怨:
I know you all don't like Team America a whole lot right now but
Kim Jong-Il is a lot worse
You can't out act me boy don't even try it
For the truth is Team America fights...
for the billioin dollar corporations!
They are just as bad as the enemies they bite
No we aren't!
We are di*ks!
We are reckless arrogent stupid di*ks
and the Film Actors Guild are p*ssies
and Kim Jong-Il is an assho*e
p*ssies don't like di*ks
because p*ssies get fu*ked by di*ks
but di*ks also fu*k assho*es
assho*es who just want to shit on everything
p*ssies may think they can deal with assho*es their way
but the only thing that can fu*k an assho*e...
is a di*k...with some balls
The problem with di*ks...
is sometimes they fu*k too much!
or fu*k what isn't appropiate...
Yes Gary yes!
and it takes a p*ssy to show him that
but sometimes p*ssies get so full of shit...
that they become assho*es themselves!
because p*ssies are only an inch and half away form assho*es
I don't know much in this crazy crazy world...
But I do know!
that if you don't let us fu*k this assho*e!
we are going to have our di*ks and p*ssies all covered in shit
stop what you are doing Kim Jong-Il
我知道你们现在不是很喜欢美国特警...
但是金正日更差劲
-----你比不过我的孩子,别试了!
事实上美国特警...
是为了亿万元的合夥人而做事的!
-----他们就像他们咬的敌人一样坏
不,我们不是!
我们是Di*k!
我们是鲁莽自大的大傻Di*k
而且,电影演员协会.....是P*ssy
而金正日...是Assho*e!
P*ssy不喜欢Di*k
因为P*ssy常被Di*k干
但是!Di*k也干Assho*e!
而Assho*e只想在所有东西上大便!
P*ssy或许觉得可以用他们自己的方式跟Assho*e协调
但是唯一能干Assho*e的...
是Di*k...还有那些蛋蛋!
Di*k唯一的毛病...
就是有时候干的太多了!
或者干的不正确...
-----是阿,凯瑞,是阿!
这时就需要P*ssy来纠正它们
但是有时候P*ssy自己都沾了一身大便...
而且自己变成了Assho*e!
因为P*ssy跟Assho*e只有一半的差距
我不了解这疯狂的世界...
但我了解!
如果你们不让我们干这Assho*e!
那麽我们全部的Di*k跟P*ssy...都会沾满大便!
停止你的行为金正日!